Ask Gabby
Gabby is the school newspaper editor. She makes it her business to know what is going on. The problem is that she doesn't edit what she says. Fortunately for you, she probably knows plenty about Bob and his family. You decide to fact find and question her.
She lets you know that Bob and his family are from a small country in Africa where they still do a lot of hunting and planting. “Bob has a sister who is a Freshman who was full figured when they came 2 months ago, but must be really working out, because she has dropped probably at least 2 sizes. I think her name is Betty, at least it should be, she is always so sweaty!”
“Bob missed school a while back due to hunting season, how lame. And he's always trying to push that burger he and his dad make themselves.” “Neck meat makes the best patties” that's what I heard him say at lunch. “Eww, they are like savages.”
“Anyhow, Bob pretty much keeps to himself. I hope I was of some help. If you need to know anything else...you know where to come!”
You thank Gabby and move on in your quest.
